I can think ANYTHING

I started to write it down years ago

  • sometimes I wanna say goodnight to people even if I havent talked to them all day 
  • i like the way diablo music meows 

  • if you made taco with ham you could say its hamtaco time

  • do pets think houses are natural and not people built?

  • a friends only profanity filter

  • if a smell isnt smelled is it a smell

  • are peanuts beans

  • sometimes I feel like screaming a little because I like someone

  • caustic guitar

  • vampires just wanna hang out in big houses and make kisses for eternity

  • smell is short for smelliam

  • ear and ointment has a lot to do with words that isnt about ears or ointments

    ^I have no idea what I was on about with that one


  • if we drank like cats drinks would last a lot longer

  • I wish my brain had a thought history I could look at

  • are grapes beans

  • whats the cat variety of pig

  • nuts are edible wood

  • when I was little I would lick pillows to get rid of hair on my tounge
    it didnt work

  • when I was little I would talk to cats and hope they were magical and knew what I was saying

  • if heat doesn't travel in a vacuum how come the sun works

  • are small dogs derpy eyed because they are not predators

  • do snails have homes

  • what if the earths core was made of hot acid instead of lava

  • would it be faster to talk to earth by doing morse code by blinking a light on the moon than radio talking

  • are dry leaves like wood chips

  • do bacteria and stuff make farms

  • if you try to see in the dark your vision gets old webcam quality

  • why don't anyone peel lemons

  • what if when you died you could still look through the eyes of any pictures of yourself

  • a mug that says "worlds 1# wanted"

  • what if time went squish squash instead of tick tock

  • what if you are a baby right now but your comprehension of the world wasnt quite there so reality as you know it is only a little part of it and you dont even know it

  • what does an alien joke sound like

  • what if you put eyeliner on a koffing

  • has guy fieri ever ever signed a smash mouth album

  • what do ducks think a house is

  • what if instead of just cringing at memories from the past you could also cringe at memories from the future

  • draw distance but its inverted so its things close to you arent visible but far away to infinity is

  • what if when you wish you were someone else that comes true but you retain no memory of your previous self

  • what if smells weren't consistent

  • what if cavemen had some absolute bangers even by todays standards

  • what if phones could only call the nearest phone

  • what if you could turn your vision up side down, but sideways

  • past me is a nerd for making plans thinking I'll follow them

  • what if colors aren't consistent and always changing but your brain normalizes them for you so you don't notice

  • is a harmonica a flute

  • what if you liked the salt and pepper you get in the little sachets  at burgerking more than regular salt and pepper

  • what if there was a gangster named johnny 10 smells and he imitated people by their scent

  • what if you didnt have arms but you still had your hands but they werent attached cause no arms

  • it would be hard to be a vampire in the south us states

  • x-files episode where theres a series of crimes where each crime doer says the music made them lose control

  • what if grandchildren werent real

  • what if you had a limited amount of headaches

  • odour nobunaga like regular nobunaga but stinky

  • I'd be okay if time stopped for ever or something

  • are there beaches in space

  • what if we had a smelling contest

  • what if timezones were horizontal

  • what if its more difficult to think in different languages

  • what if you drank vape juice

  • what if reggie worked for playstation

  • what if mike myers voiced donkey and eddie murphy voiced shrek

  • does the chaos emeralds have gemsonas

  • my favorite smell is tape

  • the hunter x hunter narrator for seinfeld

  • what if my name was beanbag sally

  • what if I had youtube on vhs

  • wish I could drink a potion some time

  • would a dracula honor a mimes invisible house and have to ask to be let in

  • who was the first person to say boogie woogie

  • what if the name wilma was like wilmbert instead

  • are there glasses that make you color blind

  • at some point we're gonna run out of rocks to smash

  • I thought elvis being abducted by aliens was gonna be a lot more relevant

  • if I was a darksouls npc I'd have a normal laugh

  • do dogs dream they walk around like humans do sometimes

  • I'm like the globglogabgalab but for midi files

  • wish we could have a two tuesday day where tuesday is twice in one day

  • thats so raven future vision ability, but for commercials you're about to see

  • what if potatoes got reclassified as beans

  • I gotta go back

  • whats it like to not understand the words to caramell dansen

Good Thinking!

conter12